niggasandcomputers:

When she in the bathroom liking memes about free meals

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deycallmetrey:

I’m so weak rn

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wrongmovehoe:

Anyway… did y’all try the critical thinking I thought the critical thinking was lovely

wellshiiiiiiiiiiiitt:

live by this tweet

kathrynduske:

quicksilver-ace:

garashirs:

garashirs:

concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer

this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”

John has said “🎶Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare! 🎶” and Cecil has said “Delta Airlines, because it’s not like you’re safe anywhere else.”

A concept: John Mulaney is a former radio host from Night Vale

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largishcat:

gutterband:

largishcat:

Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit

Here’s my song “God’s going to murder America” in G minor

I’d listen to that on repeat for five weeks

theconcealedweapon:

dirtgirl1999:

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

trashboat:

trashboat:

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

foothive:

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

the-frog-king:

honeyespo:

run in here and come get yall juice

[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]

angel-cult:

Selam Fessahaye ss19

dykemd:

same energy

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